65 Funny Life Quotes To Make You Laugh

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Let’s start with 50 anonymous funny life quotes to put you in a good mood. Then, I end with 15 funny life quotes from famous individuals to get you thinking about your life.

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An employee complained this show is really boring. Boss answered: we are in a Zoom conference, idiot.

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People are prisoners of their phones, especially the millennials. That is why it is called a cell phone.

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Tell the millennials that their brain is an app, they will start using it.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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If I had only one hour to live, I’d rather be in a math class; it never ends.

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